Apparently the new president can't tell the difference between a French door and a window. But the best part is that the paper compares this to a time George Bush tugged on a locked door. 'Cuz, you know, not having the x-ray vision necessary to tell if a door is locked prior to trying it is exactly the same kind of embarassing gaffe as not knowing a door from a window. Stop laughing. Bush is the stupid one, Obama's smart. Seriously, STOP LAUGHING!
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.