Sarah Palin Facts

You knew this was coming. Just PLEASE, PLEASE don't tell Dick Cheney! -- crude humor warning

(My personal favorites for each: "Dick Cheney keeps his friends close. They help him stack his enemies like cordwood behind the barn." "The eighth rule of Dick Cheney's White House is ... If this is your first time in the Rose Garden, you have to fight." and "When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.")