Obama's VP

-He touts his humble roots.
-He's a lawyer.
-He has practically no real-world experience outside of politics.
-He's great in prepared speeches, but ranges from unimpressive to embarrassing when shooting from the hip.
-No executive experience of any kind.
-He's a part-time law professor who likes to throw the fact around to impress people.
-He plagarizes other politicians.
-He thinks he's the smartest man in the room.
-He likes to hear himself talk.

Did Obama pick a VP or himself in 20 years?